That state paper 'boy' must be dealt with

If there is anything that dries up my sleep is the media. God, those leeches. Everywhere like cockroaches. 

If I had my way, I would just shut down the whole damn industry.  

I sometimes do not know what to do whenever they run stories about corruption. 

It's about corruption this and corruption that. One would think that life is not corrupt. Hell, man. Where have they ever seen an honest life?

Life is just life. Man is just man. And corruption is part of life. Man is only the actor here. 

And read about them writing about corruption. You would be mistaken that some of these guys know who their mothers are. They are products of corruption themselves. Their mothers lied about who the fathers are. Nxaaa. Idiots.

As if they do not know that even Adam and Eve's unsanctioned act in the Garden of Eden was an act of corruption. What kind of life would it be without corruption? Dull. Uninspiring even.

At least the media should be very grateful to us. We give them so much to write about. What would they write if we were not corrupt?

Just reading about these spoilt university students demanding for more money and better food. Honestly now, do their fathers give them the food our universities give them?

We never got education for free. Most of us had to walk long distances to school. With no shoes upon our feet. On empty stomachs. We did not complain. Yet, all what these kids do is run the streets making demands. Nxaaa.

They want us to give them a salary as if they are working. This is crazy. And when they get that money, they go partying and picking up AIDS and other diseases. Who does that?

What I want to know is why the state paper has run this story on the front page. That stupid boy is being used against us. Why did he use this picture where the police are working? Sometimes, I don't understand people. We give them jobs. Money. Cars. And houses. Then they try to destroy us from within.

I will ask the minister to deal with that boy. What kind of an editor is he who does not understand the aspirations of the party? Do they know that we died and killed for this country? And whose child is that boy?

The party has been infiltrated. I will ask the chairman to vet all the people who are given strategic positions like being an editor of our paper. Such positions should be held by tried and tested cadres. Otherwise the dark secrets we are carrying from the war will be splashed on the front page.

Now that has scuttled my hopes for sleep.